So my girlfriend had night 1 of her sprawling 29 night birthday celebration at Dog & Duck Pub, because she wanted to drink and eat some greasy fish. Like that's hard to find I was like, "woo let's take some Mickey's to Long John's WOOOOO." And she said no so we were going to doggy duck and I got a text from my friend Katy who says,
"OMG DOGGY DUCK. THEY HAVE THE BEST CHICKEN NACHOOOS"
"WEEE Are you coming to birthday celebration?"
"I don't know I don't want to be awkward."
"COME"
"OK! I'll bring a cake! What kind does your girlfriend like?"
"UM!" I have no idea but I like ice cream cake. "Ice cream cake!"
"OK!
Anyway so everyone is there and getting drunk and I am not drinking anything but a diet coke and waiting, waiting, waiting for my small order of nachos. And then they come:
So they look ok but I had already had one and knew they were gross so I didn't take a very good picture of them. Also: LOOK THEY GAVE ME TWO PLATES like I was going to share them with someone. Or even if I were that we couldn't be trusted to eat off of the same plate.
The chicken was really dry and very weird. And there was just TOO MUCH crap on them. TOO much crap and they were dry (but somehow got soggy) and had dry weird chicken on them. I didn't even finish them!
And then I ate ice cream cake!
